thejazzvoid:

An Important Conversation

Me: Basira Hussain Needs A Sword.

My Dad, Whom I Have Persuaded To Listen To “The Magnus Archives:” Elias, if he didn’t have the lead pipe, would probably wield a letter-opener or something.

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,

Me: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,

Me: lead pipe…more like…Leitner-opener…