maggie-the-red-vane-trevelyan:
Things that aren’t rocks for months you weren’t born in!
- January: Magnesium Chloride
- February: Glass
- April: Concrete
- May: Graphite
- June: Petrified Wood
- July: Meth
- August: Charcoal Briquettes
- September: Uranium
- October: Teeth
- November: Lithops
- December: Fruitcake
WHERE’S MARCH????
1. Unbirthstones are for Months you are NOT born in
2. March was last seen outside of Flagstaff, AZ, heading northeast in a blue winnebago.
everything about this post is so intimidating. is it meant to imply that everyone was born in march
BY POPULAR DEMAND, March’s unbirthstone has been located and dragged out of the dive bar in Big Beaver, PA, to bring you:
March: Bullet Casings
A very Merry Unbirthday to everyone!
HOW IS THIS IN OLD FORMAT?
#whales
1. The other version is going around and people are very distressed about March, so have the update!
2. I honestly have no idea how this got into old format. I’m slightly cursed, perhaps.
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