Tag: truth

stealthboy:

stealthboy:

i dont know jack shit about cars or sports

some punk: hey im outside in the 2012 zillyhoo honda

me: waht fucking color is it

mermaidsforpansexuality:

i hate when u wanna reblog a post that has a really good comment after 3 irrelevant ones so u gotta go thru that internal struggle of do i reblog with the irrelevant comments or without the good one 

actualborossoldier:

Me talking about my friends OCs: “WONDERFUL AND GOOD I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND YOU”

Me talking about my OCs: “He’s a fucking idiot but he’s MY fucking idiot.”

cassandrapentayaaaaas:

Fic tag: slow burn

Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough

eddis-not-eeddis:

All of the good folk songs are epic revenge tales, or romantic tragedies. The best folk songs are both.

sashayed:

you know when you read a piece of writing so effortless, so graceful and unpretentious that you are both a) thrilled to the point that you have to put it down and walk in a quick circle to make it last longer but also b) PHYSICALLY INCAPACITATED with snarling jealousy and rage