A couple years ago we did a mad scientist theme for Halloween, and my parents made all the cool lab stuff by hand so that it was actually functional. So now they have crazy looking steampunk lab equipment just around their house that whirs and bubbles and changes colors. And you’re never quite sure like… is this a lamp? Or is it also a stereo? Can I cook with it?
sword lesbian this, sword lesbian that, will anyone spare a thought for bow and arrow lesbians in these melee fighting times
me (a lesbian) pulls out my bow, notches an arrow, winks at my lady love and says “the only thing straight about me is my shooting” before skewering the sheriff of nottingham