elvashayam:

allthingslinguistic:

“New Zealand’s government wants the Maori language to be taught in all primary schools alongside maths and science, with the prime minister saying she wants to be one of the last generation that wasn’t taught. While te reo Maori is one of three languages officially recognised in New Zealand – alongside English and New Zealand Sign Language – it’s currently not compulsory and not taught at many schools. Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern – who wants to raise her daughter, Neve, speaking both Maori and English – told reporters the language was “part of who we are as a country”. “I have an aspiration that my generation will be last generation to regret not having the chance to learn te reo Maori in our learning and education journey,” she said. “I am still, if it’s not obvious, at the beginning of my journey to learn te reo Maori.” Government ministers have avoided using the word “compulsory” – which has proved controversial in the past – in favour of “universal availability”. While the use of words and phrases in Maori is now common in New Zealand, 2013 census figures suggested as few 50,000 people spoke it at a high level, while about 150,000 were conversational. There’s also been a recent surge in interest in beginner Maori courses across the country, with providers saying they had to leave hundreds of people on waiting lists this year.”

NZ government pushes for Maori language in all schools by 2025

YES

antiquarians:

antiquarians:

today’s Novel I Want To Read But Not Write: wilde-esque comedy of manners about a young aristocrat seeking a hobby to occupy him in his Genteel Leisure that takes an abrupt turn for the eldritch in the second act, except

  1. the narrative style stays exactly the same, and
  2. the protagonist reacts to increasingly appalling and monstrous terrors with precisely the same aplomb as he reacts to various Society Mishaps in the first part of the novel

#tally ho cthulhu (via deadpanwalking)

YES EXACTLY

radha-the-introvert:

prismatic-bell:

xteacupx:

slumberblues:

xteacupx:

xteacupx:

I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade

Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.

This is the song

Tea what the fuck I’m howling oh my god

I love you guys omf

I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES

OH

MY

FUCKING

G-D


LISTEN TO THIS BEAUTIFUL UNHOLY MESS

THIS IS GLORIOUS I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS