The eyes-in-the-front thing (usually) only applies to mammals. Crocodiles, arguably the inspiration for dragons, have eyes that look to the sides despite being a predator.
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This isn’t a mammalian thing. When people talk about ‘eyes on the front’ or ‘eyes on the side,’ they’re really talking about binocular vision vs monocular vision. Binocular vision is more advantageous for predators because it’s what gives you depth perception; i.e, the distance you need to leap, lunge, or swipe to take out the fast-moving thing in front of you. Any animal that can position its eyes in a way that it has overlapping fields of vision has binocular vision. That includes a lot of predatory reptiles, including komodo dragons, monitor lizards, and chameleons.
(The eyes-in-front = predator / eyes-on-sides = prey thing holds true far more regularly for birds than it does for mammals. Consider owls, hawks, and falcons vs parrots, sparrows, and doves.)
But it’s not like binocular vision is inherently “better” than monocular vision. It’s a trade-off: you get better at leap-strike-kill, but your field of vision is commensurately restricted, meaning you see less stuff. Sometimes, the evolutionary benefit of binocular vision just doesn’t outweigh the benefit of seeing the other guy coming. Very few forms of aquatic life have binocular vision unless they have eye stalks, predator or not, because if you live underwater, the threat could be coming from literally any direction, so you want as wide a field of view as you can get. If you see a predator working monocular vision, it’s a pretty safe assumption that there is something else out there dangerous enough that their survival is aided more by knowing where it is than reliably getting food inside their mouths.
For example, if you are a crocodile, there is a decent chance that a hippo will cruise up your shit and bite you in half. I’d say that makes monocular vision worthwhile.
Which brings us back to OP’s point. Why would dragon evolution favor field of view over depth perception?
A lot of the stories I’ve read painted the biggest threats to dragons (until knights with little shiny sticks came along) as other dragons. Dragons fight each other, dragons have wars. And like fish, a dragon would need to worry about another dragon coming in from any angle. That’s a major point in favor of monocular vision. Moreover, you don’t need depth perception in order to hunt if you can breathe fucking fire. A flamethrower is not a precision weapon. If you can torch everything in front of you, who cares if your prey is 5 feet away or 20? Burn it all and sift among the rubble for meat once everything stops moving.
Really, why would dragons have eyes on the front of their heads? Seems like they’ve got the right idea to me.
this is some good dragon discourse right here, 10/10, and i dont mean to derail the whole thing away from the eyes, but i feel obligated to mention that in many stories and accurate to some reptiles, dragons have an extremely acute sense of smell/taste which would definitely help narrow down the depth perception issue. things smell stronger the closer they are. and i feel like i read somewhere that a blind snake can flick the air with its tongue and track its target mouse with no trouble at all. gotta imagine the “great serpents of the sky” had some pretty advanced biology. enough to make field of view win out against depth perception.
anywho. cool stuff. fear the dragons even if they are the prey cause they still beat us on the food chain.
“A flamethrower is not a precision weapon. If you can torch everything in
front of you, who cares if your prey is 5 feet away or 20? Burn it all
and sift among the rubble for meat once everything stops moving.”
Can someone put together a universal theory for why Tumblr loves Halloween to a fault but hates Christmas
Tumblr skews young, Halloween spent with friends, Christmas with family.
Tumblr skews young, more users want to fuck monsters than want to fuck Santa.
I have an actual theory behind this, but I won’t be able to articulate it well until I read Bakhtin and maybe some of the medieval peasant-culture anthro stuff, so I’ve been putting it off. The short of it though is: Halloween is Mardi Gras, while the “holiday season” is Lent. Christmas however is not Easter; the closest equivalent to Easter is the day after Christmas, when you are no longer exposed to Christmas shit and you can maybe get a day off if you work retail.
Over the course of my lifetime Halloween has transmuted very noticeably into a kind of peasant carnival. I think this is because its colonization by commercial forces focused entirely on trick-or-treating, and its religious associations are nonexistent here, so above trick-or-treating age it was left completely to “the folk” to do what they wanted with.
Basically there’s two distinct elements to modern Halloween: the first is that it acts out, and thereby creates, a sense of mastery over and comfort amidst the anxieties of life – death, and monsters, and horror, and so forth. These are several steps removed from the actual sources of people’s fears, but they represent them. The posture of being at home, amongst family, in the company of death and horror is a way of grappling with the senseless horror of life.
The second aspect is that Halloween flouts the pieties of conventional society, whereas Christmas embodies them. Therefore, Christmas is the anti-Halloween. Since it’s America, bland corporate pleasantries and hyperconsumerism are themselves pieties, and as more and more of the population shifts into the service sector, the number of people who experience those things like an imposition from on high increases. The reason everyone starts celebrating Halloween as early as possible, yet dreads when the same thing happens at Christmas, is because Christmas is a “high” holiday that embodies the norms and culture of the upper-middle-class. Halloween is a vulgar party whereas Christmas is a
genteel
sermon; the commercialization of Christmas only changes the church and God.
My theory: it’s the creator vs curator debate.
Halloween involves making things and performing weirdness publicly, Christmas involves paying money to hope you guessed correctly about someone else’s preferences.
also we’re all broke and at least in my clusterfuck of a family there’s a competitive aspect to gift giving that provokes low-grade anxiety until it’s over.
I think this is probably true, but I think it’s true to some extent because Halloween has not been extensively “monetized” outside of trick-or-treating, despite the efforts of the Sexy and/or Hilarious Party Costume industry. If we put a hedge fund in charge of Halloween I have no doubt they’d make buying everything premade mandatory and restructure the whole thing around spending money to quell low-grade social anxiety, just like with everything else.
I can’t totally agree with this latter part because: Christmas decorations.
I feel like I should expand but I’m really not sure what to say. Christmas decorations can easily be as individualistic, hokey, home-made, or weird as… Well, there’s less license than Halloween but a heck of a lot more than for any other American holiday.
Not o butt in and derail, but there’s undeniably an aspect of- as discoursedrome mentions- the total absence of widespread religious associations with Halloween.
That means for the atheists and pagans and jews and muslims and buddhists and lapsed christians and anyone for whom Christmas is a two month long stress exercise where the goal is to avoid a fist fight with every single fucker who keeps assuming you’re Christian no matter how annoying it is, and worse, may have the fucking balls to try to convert you if you point it out?
Halloween is actually a celebration. Where Christmas is a solid 6-8 weeks of hearing people who literally dominate every aspect of your society talk about how they need to be even more dominant, and how everyone else should be grateful for that domination because at least it’s “fun.”
So, there’s just, immediately, a much larger population of people for whom Halloween is accessible, compared to Christmas.
Tumblr skews American, and in America, Halloween is an acceptable inversion festival. That’s not the right word for it, but people interested in anthropology/history/theology can give you the right one. I remember that @copperbadge actually wrote about it here, but there’s a word for it that I’ve forgotten. Anyway, these festivals are deliberately anti-normative and provide an acceptable way for the public to skew/invert social mores, which is thought to be useful (source needed) as a sort of release valve for stressed-out societies, who spend the rest of the year picking over their inhibitions and repressions. Halloween just happens to be the way that the Puritan-influenced United States manages to invert its traditions. But in other cultures, Christmas actually has inversion rituals!
There are actually a lot of inversion traditions associated with Midwinter in the UK – wassailing, the Feast of Fools, the concept of mumming, probably even Morris Dancers, mystery plays, and figures like the Lord of Misrule – all of which have an inverted character.
There is a lot of weird, freaky, morbid pagan stuff like the Mari Lwyd, the undead Welsh horse who goes trick-or-treating at Christmas, demanding alcohol with a menacing song, and you have to try to send her away in song form; when you run out of reasons to keep her out, you must invite her in and give her alcohol. The Grey Mare is played by a real horse’s skull and a sheet draped over a man, with a stick that allows him to snap the jaws menacingly at people, terrifying the shit out of children. This has a very American-Halloween feel, but she’s very strongly a Christmas-season character, who comes during the darkest nights of Midwinter with her festive red and green ribbons.
Figure 1. WHO IS SHE
“Mumming” is a weird relict of medieval?pagan? tradition in the UK and it’s what “The Mummer’s Dance” by Loreena McKennitt is about. People dress up. It often involves the Christmas Mystery Play, which involves St George being killed by a dragon; he is then revived by The Doctor, and kills the dragon. This is considered to be extremely Traditional and Christmassy. Here is The Doctor, clearly taking some inspiration from the modern Doctor Who, who probably took some inspiration from him, in turn; The Doctor is about to revive St George with a magic potion in a spray bottle. Santa is also there, and people with significant hats. We are all encouraged to believe that this is extremely Christian and normal.
Figure 2. This is the true meaning of Christmas, if you didn’t know.
In continental Europe, which I know less about, there are even more Midwinter/Christmas inversions, like the Krampus and the Yuletide-Lads (chaotic-neutral Icelandic elves).
Figure 4. “no guideposts to sense-making are set forth by adults” is a very millennial experience
So why does Tumblr like Halloween so much?
Possibly because it’s a culture strongly influenced by Americans, and further by Americans whose coming-of-age was influenced by 9/11, whose experience of Halloween was one of the rare times that the powerless felt powerful, when strict social hierarchy was relaxed, when different roles and attitudes could be safely explored, and the cultural themes of death/doom/fear were inverted into something that was enjoyable.
Basically Crowley interviewing poor Hastur and taking sweet, sweet revenge plus fullfilling the bad deeds quota of the year.
In all seriousness now my Hastur design is basically Crowley from supernatural so now that I look back on it it looks like Crowley is interviewing crowley and I love it XD
The comedy sketch it’s from the voice actor from the radio series: Peter Serafinowicz
I made this to relax a little this morning between exams so it’s messy af but mEH
I’m tagging @majinie1337 bc she showed me the video first xD
Jon: a human-shaped question mark who is Tired, red string meme, fuelled by coffee and cat videos probably. Has never gone a day without saying “well, actually…” Ace legend. A grandpa yellin at them assistants to get off his lawn but is sad when they don’t show up
Martin: baby. Baby boy. If anything makes him sad I will physically fight the sun. Knows everyone’s favourite type of tea, bought boxes of each himself and brings it in to work, makes it perfectly every time. Relates to the Christmas tree from Charlie Brown. He writes lukewarm poetry and my heart I just caNT
Tim: leave!! him!!! alone!!! He’s just a dude in this awful world, let him surf in peace!! Would take younger cousins out to play Pokemon Go. Thinks Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Would leave flaming bags of dog poop on Elias’ porch, wouldn’t care that he knows it’s him. Has a protein bar holster
Elias: a menace. An absolute fiend. First words were probably “scheduling difficulties”. Boss-shaped trickster. Living proof that the line between ‘bland, aloof boss’ and ‘terrible murder ostrich’ is possible. Favourite book series is Encyclopedia Britannica. A Bastard
Gerard: there is no power greater than the sheer amount of goth he is. If being goth was an extreme sport. Fav Pokemon is clefairy hands down
Melanie: the Wiley Coyote to Elias’ Roadrunner. Let her look for ghosts in peace!! Probably an expert on microwave burritoes. “Fite me”
Basira: the biggest nerd. Thought she was a scary cop? Wrong, buckaroo. She’s here to read about weird stuff and gossip. Could still fistfight a swarm of wasps and win
Daisy: eats soup straight from the can, doesn’t even cook it first. Crushes fistfuls of sugar glass to freak people out. Thinks people who don’t play Diablo on hardcore are babies
The Admiral: the real main character. Probably an absolute unit, maximum fluffy. Unstoppable creature. give scritchies
Gertrude: Honestly??? could nail my heart to a wall and I’d thank her. Cool, badass, terrifying, absolutely ready at all times to destroy anyone with words. The fact she’s voiced by Jon Sims’ irl mum is a m a z i n g. A vocal inspiration. I love her
Michael: horrid memelord. All of those corridors but probably lives in a trashcan. Minor deity of hot takes on twitter. Makes Minecraft music videos
The Beholden: hi welcome to Chili’s can I take everything you know about everything ever; owned one of those locking electronic diaries for kids; an absolute pain to play Clue with
“lol the only people mad about the tumblr announcement just want porn lol”
Yeah, no.
Tumblr blocked the tag “chronic pain” in this mess for no reason
They’re flagging commonly used tags by queer people, sex educators, and artists who make their fucking LIVING on tumblr
They’re gonna take down genuine sex workers because they didn’t curb
the problem with spamming porn bots YEARS ago when tumblr users REPORTED
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND *OVER* that it was a problem
Tumblr
IGNORED the bots, IGNORED the problems, and honestly treated it like
NOTHING until their app was taken off a store due to it.
They’re
fucking over a shit-ton of REAL PEOPLE who rely on tumblr for community
and/or income because they ignored users’ complaints about shitty porn
bots for YEARS until it had financial consequences
I can no longer even talk about chronic pain without the post being blocked from searches
I have drawn one or two nude pieces on my art tumblr which is 99% safe
for work but now I’m worried the blog will be taken down entirely
because Tumblr won’t bother differentiating between spam and REAL PEOPLE
just trying to live their goddamn lives
And god forbid I want to
talk about bisexuality or sex or kink in just… MY LIFE. As a
normal-ass human being who just wants to TALK ABOUT HUMAN THINGS
No, their solution to nuke a problem they’ve ignored for years is to take us all down at once
So maybe don’t laugh about “oh no not my pornz” because 1. plenty of
that ~porn~ is made by actual humans making their living and 2. WAY MORE
than “just porn” is being targeted
This along with Facebook
continuously upholding white supremacy by letting nazi shit fly by while
they ban people for speaking out against their oppressors and it’s
basically like we’re running out of truly free places to just… BE