“He read the letter again, but could not take in any more meaning
than he had done the first time, and was reduced to staring at the
handwriting itself. She had made her “g”s the same way he did.”
Batman Annual #3 – “Father’s Day” (2018)
written by Tom Taylor
art by Otto Schmidt
once the pro hero deku starts gaining in popularity, it becomes common knowledge that he likes to cosplay whenever he attends conventions
before long, his fans start actively searching for him on the con floor, and he decides to make a game of it.
he keeps custom sticker sheets on himself, and whenever a fan discovers him, he gives them a sticker as a prize, and stands there chatting with them for a while
pretty quickly, this little game spirals into something much bigger. fans start collecting the stickers for bragging rights.
sometimes, only a handful of people manage to find izuku, and the sticker for that con becomes super valuable
it’s highly looked down upon for people to reveal izuku’s costume and/or spread his location because not only does it ruin the game for everyone, it disrupts izuku’s free time too when fans are coming up to him every two seconds
there are some people that still do it, but they recieve so much backlash that it doesn’t happen very often
at the end of the con, izuku usually posts a pic of his cosplay on his social media, along with some fans who had managed to win the game
there was one particularly memorable year when only two people managed to recognize him during the entire con.
why? because the cosplay he was wearing was a super shitty version of his own hero costume. complete with duct tape and a pair of bunny ears
im only saying this once
the only acceptable jobs for spider-man
- broke high schooler
- broke college student
- freelance photographer
- high school teacher
- unpaid intern
- pizza delivery guy
- research assistant for doomed scientific project
- guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
- being spider-man
and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.
how about dog walker while in spiderman costume
you. you get it
im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just
he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background
Me: Tumblr Should Have Perished Years Ago.
Also Me: I Need This Site So I Can Yell About My Current All-Consuming Interest Of The Month, Because If It Were, In Fact, Deleted, I Would Be Strangled Within Minutes For The Greater Good.
This cat lamp might be the best thing I’ve ever impulse bought

This black cabin floats above the Norwegian landscape
this is my sexy modernist baba yaga hut


















